“I am for another custom from you – but this one might get crazy. Its gonna be beyond punishment for your heart, and lungs; we’re gonna them.
So let’s start. Before the clip, get two (or three, if you’re feeling daring) big ass Red Bulls and drink them about 20-30 minutes before the clip. You need to feel your heart speed up before you start filming. You’re going to look so hot wearing some black lipstick, your usual ultra sexy makeup and, finally, a black leather or pvc top. Make sure you’re standing, please. Put your hand over your chest a couple times and “feel” your heart with your hand whenever you’re not recording your heartbeat.
Smoking. I want you to smoke 5 sets of doubles. Red 100s obviously. One set after the other, over and over. The point of each set is to minimize your fresh air. I only want you breathing fresh air in between cigarettes, dialog or in case you need to cough.
Talk about how you want to your heart. I want the dialogue to come from you, like it turns you on to feel your heart struggle for air. Mention that you need all this money to pay for the hospital bills when you have a heart attack. Mention your high pressure and cholesterol. Mention how each cigarette further clogs up your arteries and makes your chest hurt. Go into the pain and how it feels. Talk from your hearts perspective. Talk really dirty about your poor heart (I think, by now, you know what I like). Highlights are bad health, any heart events you want to talk about and heart attacks. You welcome the idea; or you wouldn’t smoke half a pack and two red bulls for me.
At the end i want you to give me a few extra minutes of just heart recordings and you holding your breath as long as you can. No cigarette for that last bit. I just want to hear the reaction after all the smoke.”
